Pick 2: Instigator Brand Beard Armor Grab Bag

$31.99



Instigator Brand Beard Armor: Mangrove, Ybor, Gasparilla, or Unscented: 1513

Your Choice of TWO!!!!

Not enough time for manly stuff? Wood still needs chopping? Not enough time with your boys? Rebuilding a small block V8 motor? Lawn need mowed? Kids acting up? Garage in disarray? Boss wants you to work overtime? Overworked and underpaid?

Well; we can't help with any of that....

Beard lacking Honor?

Mangrove: We can help with that! Once you crack open the bottle of Instigator Brand Beard Armor Mangrove, you'll notice the uniquely refreshing citrus scent, reminiscent of the white sandy beaches that Florida is known for. Our exquisite blend of oils is sure to nurture, nourish, soften, and revitalize your beard back to a healthy, honorable stature.

Conch Republic: Key Lime Pie inspired blend. Enjoy the tart, invigorating scent of the Key Lime, with subtle, warm hints or buttercream topping, and graham cracker crust.

Ybor: (Pronounced: EE-Bor) Ybor City is a historic neighborhood in Tampa, Florida. It was founded in the 1880's by cigar manufacturers. This is not a "tobacco" scent, but rather a "cigar" inspired scent.

Gasparilla: a unique hearty Bay Rum blend, enhanced with hints of smoothly rich Black Cherry, and all the mystique of the Caribbean. Handcrafted in Florida, we take special care to create the most intoxicating blend of beard oil ever made. Being a Pirate has never been so rewarding. So are Ye' ready to “Defend Your Beard's Honor” or would ye' rather walk the plank?

Unscented 1513: has a mild nutty aroma, with no scents added!

WARNING: Side effects include, but not limited to: Increased manliness, super smooth beard no hair out of place syndrome, sexiness, beard admiration, request to move heavy objects, increased self confidence, increased charisma, and the ability to chop wood in excess speeds.

"Defend Your Beard's Honor"

All of our oils come with a Glass Dropper

Combo Pack: 1oz Bottle of Mangrove x1, 1oz Bottle of Unscented: 1513 x1
Combo Pack Mangrove: 1oz Bottle of Mangrove x2
Combo Pack 1513: 1oz Bottle of 1513 x2
Combo Pack Ybor: 1oz Bottle of Ybor x2
Combo Pack Ybor + Mangrove: 1oz Bottle of Ybor, 1oz Bottle of Mangrove
Combo Pack Ybor + 1513: 1oz Bottle of Ybor, 1oz Bottle of 1513
Combo Pack Gasparilla: 1oz Bottle of Gasparilla x2
Combo Pack Gasparilla + 1513: 1oz Bottle of Gasparilla, 1oz Bottle of 1513
Combo Pack Gasparilla + Ybor: 1oz Bottle of Gasparilla, 1oz Bottle of Ybor
Combo Pack Gasparilla + Mangrove: 1oz Bottle of Gasparilla, 1oz Bottle of Mangrove
Combo Pack Conch Republic: 1oz Bottle of Conch Republic x2
Combo Pack Conch Republic + Mangrove: 1oz Bottle of Conch Republic, 1oz Bottle of Mangrove
Combo Pack Conch Republic + Ybor: 1oz Bottle of Conch Republic, 1oz Bottle of Ybor
Combo Pack Conch Republic + Gasparilla: 1oz Bottle of Conch Republic, 1oz Bottle of Gasparilla
Combo Pack Devil's Den: 1oz Bottle of Devil's Den x2
Combo Pack Devil's Den: 1oz Bottle of Devil's Den x1 + 1oz Bottle of Unscented: 1513 x1
Combo Pack Devil's Den: 1oz Bottle of Devil's Den x1 + 1oz Bottle of Mangrove x1
Combo Pack Devil's Den: 1oz Bottle of Devil's Den x1 + 1oz Bottle of Ybor x1
Combo Pack Devil's Den: 1oz Bottle of Devil's Den x1 + 1oz Bottle of Gasparilla x1
Combo Pack Devil's Den: 1oz Bottle of Devil's Den x1 + 1oz Botlle of Conch Republic x1


Ingredients for Devil's Den:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Allspice essential Oil, fragrance
Ingredients for Mangrove:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sweet Orange Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Ybor:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Rosewood Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Gasparilla:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Bay Rum Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Conch Republic:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Litsea Cubeba, fragrance

Ingredients for 1513:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil


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ALLERGY WARNING: Contains nut/tree oils. Do not use on open wounds. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool/dry place.

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