Instigator Brand Beard Armor: Mangrove
Not enough time for manly stuff? Wood still needs chopping? Not enough time with your boys? Rebuilding a small block V8 motor? Lawn need mowed? Kids acting up? Garage in disarray? Boss wants you to work overtime? Overworked and underpaid?
Well; we can't help with any of that....
Beard Lacking Honor?
We can help with that. Once you crack open the bottle of Instigator Brand Beard Armor Mangrove, you'll notice the uniquely refreshing citrus scent, reminiscent of the white sandy beaches that Florida is known for. Our exquisite blend of oils is sure to nurture, nourish, soften, and revitalize your beard back to a healthy stature.
WARNING: Side effects include, but not limited to: Increased manliness, super smooth beard no hair out of place syndrome, sexiness, beard admiration, request to move heavy objects, increased self confidence, increased charisma, and the ability to chop wood in excess speeds.
"Defend Your Beard's Honor"
We do have fragrance in our Signature Scent: Mangrove. If you would prefer an equally magnificent beard oil, try our unscented: 1513 in our store!
Ingredients:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sweet Orange Essential Oil, fragrance
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ALLERGY WARNING: Contains nut/tree oils. Do not use on open wounds. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool/dry place.