Instigator Brand Beard Armor Treasure Chest/Oils

$89.99


Instigator Brand Beard Armor Treasure Chest

What better way to store your treasures than in a treasure chest? These chests are hand stained and hand painted. No two are alike! The inside of the lid has a custom "Instigator Brand Beard Armor" insert. The chest measures 6" L x 4 1/2" W x 3 1/2" H.... (note: the 1 oz bottles can not be stored standing up with the lid closed.)

Your Treasure Chest comes stocked with treasure! And by Treasure, you get:

5 Bottles of Instigator Brand Beard Armor: Mangrove, Ybor, Gasparilla, Conch Republic, & Devil's Den

You get 5 - 1oz. Bottles of the Current Scent Line Up!!!

Not enough time for manly stuff? Wood still needs chopping? Not enough time with your boys? Rebuilding a small block V8 motor? Lawn need mowed? Kids acting up? Garage in disarray? Boss wants you to work overtime? Overworked and underpaid?

Well; we can't help with any of that....

Beard lacking Honor?

*****We can help with that! Once you crack open the bottle of Instigator Brand Beard Armor MANGROVE, you'll notice the uniquely refreshing citrus scent, reminiscent of the white sandy beaches that Florida is known for. Our exquisite blend of oils is sure to nurture, nourish, soften, and revitalize your beard back to a healthy, honorable stature.

*****CONCH REPUBLIC, a Key Lime Pie inspired blend. Enjoy the tart, invigorating scent of the Key Lime, with subtle, warm hints or buttercream topping, and graham cracker crust., sending your senses into a euphoric state of “Key West” bliss.

*****Devil's Den: The masculine scent of Allspice essential oil in Devil's Den will arouse your senses, while the subtle hints of leather will bring out your inner bad boy. Wrap that in a smooth and relaxing cinnamon and your devilish side is sure to come out and play. It'd be a sin not to.

*****YBOR: (Pronounced: EE-Bor) Ybor City is a historic neighborhood in Tampa, Florida. It was founded in the 1880's by cigar manufacturers. This is not a "tobacco" scent, but rather a "cigar" inspired scent.

*****GASPARILLA: a unique hearty Bay Rum blend, enhanced with hints of smoothly rich Black Cherry, and all the mystique of the Caribbean. Handcrafted in Florida, we take special care to create the most intoxicating blend of beard oil ever made. Being a Pirate has never been so rewarding. So are Ye' ready to “Defend Your Beard's Honor” or would ye' rather walk the plank?

*****ATTENTION*****
If you'd prefer to substitute any of the scents mentioned above for our Unscented 1513, please advise in the NOTE TO SELLER section at check-out... Thank you.

1513 DOES NOT COME IN THE SCENT LINE UP, AS IT IS UNSCENTED.

Unscented 1513: has a mild nutty aroma, with no scents added!

WARNING: Side effects include, but not limited to: Increased manliness, super smooth beard no hair out of place syndrome, sexiness, beard admiration, request to move heavy objects, increased self confidence, increased charisma, and the ability to chop wood in excess speeds.

"Defend Your Beard's Honor"

All of our oils come with a Glass Dropper

Ingredients for Mangrove:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sweet Orange Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Conch Repulic:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Litsea Cubeba Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Ybor:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Rosewood Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredient for Gasparilla:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Bay Rum Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Devil's Den:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Allspice essential oil, fragrance

Ingredients for 1513:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil


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ALLERGY WARNING: Contains nut/tree oils. Do not use on open wounds. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool/dry place.

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