Instigator Brand Beard Armor: Gasparilla
In the late 18th century, Jose Gaspar, a Spanish Pirate who was considered "The Last Buccaneer”; raided the west coast of Florida in search of riches. To avoid detection, he changed his name to Gasparilla, and pillaged and plundered every passing ship in his wake. Storing his treasures in his sandy deserted den on Gasparilla Island, or so the legend goes.
We present to you: “Gasparilla”, a unique hearty Bay Rum blend, enhanced with hints of smoothly rich Black Cherry, and all the mystique of the Caribbean. Handcrafted in Florida, we take special care to create the most intoxicating blend of beard oil ever made. Being a Pirate has never been so rewarding. So are Ye' ready to “Defend Your Beard's Honor” or would ye' rather walk the plank?
All bottles come with an optional glass dropper and "Instructions" scroll. Each bottle is individually sealed inside of a self-sealing bag, and then placed inside of a custom "box".
"Defend Your Beard's Honor"
WARNING: Side effects include, but not limited to: Increased manliness, super smooth beard no hair out of place syndrome, sexiness, beard admiration, request to move heavy objects, increased self confidence, increased charisma, and the ability to chop wood in excess speeds.
Ingredients for Gasparilla:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Bay Rum Essential Oil, fragrance
ALLERGY WARNING: Contains nut/tree oils. Do not use on open wounds. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool/dry place.