Instigator Brand Beard Armor: Mangrove Balm 2oz Twist Top Tin
Not enough time for manly stuff? Wood still needs chopping? Not enough time with your boys? Rebuilding a small block V8 motor? Lawn need mowed? Kids acting up? Garage in disarray? Boss wants you to work overtime? Overworked and underpaid?
Well; we can't help with any of that....
Beard Lacking Honor?
We can help with that. Once you twist off the top of Instigator Brand Beard Armor Mangrove, you'll notice the uniquely refreshing citrus scent, reminiscent of the white sandy beaches that Florida is known for.
This is the scent you want. Your beard wants this. Your beard needs this. Your beard deserves this.
Packaged on a mini pallet that you keep, and use as a coaster!
"Defend Your Beard's Honor"
WARNING: Side effects include, but not limited to: Increased manliness, super smooth beard no hair out of place syndrome, sexiness, beard admiration, request to move heavy objects, increased self confidence, increased charisma, and the ability to chop wood in excess speeds.
Ingredients for Mangrove Balm:
Acai Berry Butter, Hemp Oil, Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Bees Wax, Sweet Orange Essential Oil, fragrance
ALLERGY WARNING: Contains nut/tree oils. Do not use on open wounds. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool/dry place.