Bay Rum/Black Cherry: Gasparilla Balm

$17.99


Instigator Brand Beard Armor: Gasparilla Balm 2oz Twist Top Tin

In the late 18th century, Jose Gaspar, a Spanish Pirate who was considered "The Last Buccaneer”; raided the west coast of Florida in search of riches. To avoid detection, he changed his name to Gasparilla, and pillaged and plundered every passing ship in his wake. Storing his treasures in his sandy deserted den on Gasparilla Island, or so the legend goes.

We present to you: “Gasparilla”, a unique hearty Bay Rum blend, enhanced with hints of smoothly rich Black Cherry, and all the mystique of the Caribbean. Handcrafted in Florida, we take special care to create the most intoxicating blend of beard balm ever made. Being a Pirate has never been so rewarding. So are Ye' ready to “Defend Your Beard's Honor” or would ye' rather walk the plank?

Twist open the tin and instantly fall in love. This is the scent you want. Your beard wants this. Your beard needs this. Your beard deserves this.

Packaged on a mini pallet that you keep, and use as a coaster!

"Defend Your Beard's Honor"


WARNING: Side effects include, but not limited to: Increased manliness, super smooth beard no hair out of place syndrome, sexiness, beard admiration, request to move heavy objects, increased self confidence, increased charisma, and the ability to chop wood in excess speeds.

Ingredients for Gasparilla Balm:
Acai Berry Butter, Hemp Oil, Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Bees Wax, Bay Rum Essential Oil, fragrance

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ALLERGY WARNING: Contains nut/tree oils. Do not use on open wounds. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool/dry place.

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