Instigator Brand Beard Armor Treasure Chest/Balms

$89.99


Instigator Brand Beard Armor Treasure Chest

What better way to store your treasures than in a treasure chest? These chests are hand stained and hand painted. No two are alike! The inside of the lid has a custom "Instigator Brand Beard Armor" insert. The chest measures 6" L x 4 1/2" W x 3 1/2" H....

Your Treasure Chest comes stocked with treasure! And by Treasure, we mean:

You get the Current Scent Line Up of Balms!!! (1 each of these 2oz. screw top tins, Conch Republic, Gasparilla, Mangrove, Ybor, & Devil's Den)

Not enough time for manly stuff? Wood still needs chopping? Not enough time with your boys? Rebuilding a small block V8 motor? Lawn need mowed? Kids acting up? Garage in disarray? Boss wants you to work overtime? Overworked and underpaid?

Well; we can't help with any of that....

Beard lacking Honor?

***We can help with that! Once you crack open the bottle of Instigator Brand Beard Armor Mangrove, you'll notice the uniquely refreshing citrus scent, reminiscent of the white sandy beaches that Florida is known for. Our exquisite blend of balms is sure to nurture, nourish, soften, and revitalize your beard back to a healthy, honorable stature.

***Ybor: (Pronounced: EE-Bor) Ybor City is a historic neighborhood in Tampa, Florida. It was founded in the 1880's by cigar manufacturers. This is not a "tobacco" scent, but rather a "cigar" inspired scent.

***Gasparilla: a unique hearty Bay Rum blend, enhanced with hints of smoothly rich Black Cherry, and all the mystique of the Caribbean. Handcrafted in Florida, we take special care to create the most intoxicating blend of beard balm ever made. Being a Pirate has never been so rewarding. So are Ye' ready to “Defend Your Beard's Honor” or would ye' rather walk the plank?

***Conch Republic, a Key Lime Pie inspired blend. Enjoy the tart, invigorating scent of the Key Lime, with subtle, warm hints or buttercream topping, and graham cracker crust., sending your senses into a euphoric state of “Key West” bliss.

***Devil's Den: The masculine blend of Allspice essential oil in Devil's Den will arouse your senses, while the subtle hints of leather will bring out your inner bad boy. Wrap that up with a smooth and relaxing cinnamon and your devilish side is sure to come out and play. It'd be a sin not to.

WARNING: Side effects include, but not limited to: Increased manliness, super smooth beard no hair out of place syndrome, sexiness, beard admiration, request to move heavy objects, increased self confidence, increased charisma, and the ability to chop wood in excess speeds.

"Defend Your Beard's Honor"

PLEASE ALLOW FOR UP TO 7 DAYS BEFORE SHIPPING AS EACH ONE IS HAND STAINED AND HAND PAINTED. We will do our best to get this out to you as soon as possible.

Ingredients for Mangrove:
Acai Berry Butter, Hemp Oil, Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Sweet Orange Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Ybor:
Acai Berry Butter, Hemp Oil, Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Rosewood Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Gasparilla:
Acai Berry Butter, Hemp Oil, Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Bay Rum Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Conch Republic:
Acai Berry Butter, Hemp Oil, Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Litsea Cubeba Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Devil's Den:
Acai Berry Butter, Hemp Oil, Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Allspice essential oil, fragrance


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ALLERGY WARNING: Contains nut/tree oils. Do not use on open wounds. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool/dry place.

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