Instigator Brand Beard Armor Ultimate Treasure Chest: Oils/Balms

$139.99

Instigator Brand Beard Armor Ultimate Treasure Chest: Oils/Balms

What better way to store your treasures than in a treasure chest? These chests are hand stained and hand painted. No two are alike! The inside of the lid has a custom "Instigator Brand Beard Armor" insert. The chest measures 7 1/4" L x 5 1/2" W x 4 3/4 " H....

Your Treasure Chest comes stocked with treasure! And by Treasure, we mean:

You get the Current Scent Line Up of Oils/Balms!!! (1 each: 1 oz Bottle of Devil's Den, Mangrove, Ybor, Conch Republic, and Gasparilla Oil. 1 each: 2oz. screw top tins, Devil'e Den, Mangrove, Ybor, Conch Republic, and Gasparilla)

Not enough time for manly stuff? Wood still needs chopping? Not enough time with your boys? Rebuilding a small block V8 motor? Lawn need mowed? Kids acting up? Garage in disarray? Boss wants you to work overtime? Overworked and underpaid?

Well; we can't help with any of that....

Beard lacking Honor?

***We can help with that! Once you crack open the bottle of Instigator Brand Beard Armor Mangrove, you'll notice the uniquely refreshing citrus scent, reminiscent of the white sandy beaches that Florida is known for. Our exquisite blend of balms is sure to nurture, nourish, soften, and revitalize your beard back to a healthy, honorable stature.

***Ybor: (Pronounced: EE-Bor) Ybor City is a historic neighborhood in Tampa, Florida. It was founded in the 1880's by cigar manufacturers. This is not a "tobacco" scent, but rather a "cigar" inspired scent.

***Gasparilla: a unique hearty Bay Rum blend, enhanced with hints of smoothly rich Black Cherry, and all the mystique of the Caribbean. Handcrafted in Florida, we take special care to create the most intoxicating blend of beard balm ever made. Being a Pirate has never been so rewarding. So are Ye' ready to “Defend Your Beard's Honor” or would ye' rather walk the plank?

***Conch Republic: Key Lime Pie inspired blend. Enjoy the tart, invigorating scent of the Key Lime, with subtle, warm hints or buttercream topping, and graham cracker crust.

***Devil's Den: The masculine blend of Allspice essential oil in Devil's Den arouses your senses, while the subtle hints of leather bring out your inner bad boy. Wrap that up with a smooth and relaxing cinnamon, and your devilish side is sure to come out and play. It'd be a sin not to.

WARNING: Side effects include, but not limited to: Increased manliness, super smooth beard no hair out of place syndrome, sexiness, beard admiration, request to move heavy objects, increased self confidence, increased charisma, and the ability to chop wood in excess speeds.

"Defend Your Beard's Honor"

Ingredients for Devil's Den Oil:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Allspice essential oil, fragrance
Ingredients for Devil's Den Balm:
Acai Berry Butter, Hemp Oil, Coconut oil, Almond oil, Argan oil, Beeswax, Allspice essential oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Mangrove Oil:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sweet Orange Essential Oil, fragrance
Ingredients for Mangrove Balm:
Acai Berry Butter, Hemp Oil, Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Sweet Orange Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Ybor Oil:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Rosewood Essential Oil, fragrance
Ingredients for Ybor Balm:
Acai Berry Butter, Hemp Oil, Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Rosewood Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Gasparilla Oil:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Bay Rum Essential Oil, fragrance
Ingredients for Gasparilla Balm:
Acai Berry Butter, Hemp Oil, Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Bay Rum Essential Oil, fragrance

Ingredients for Conch Republic Oil:
Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Litsea Cubeba Essential Oil, fragrance
Ingredients for Conch Republic Balm:
Acai Berry Butter, Hemp Oil, Coconut Oil, Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Litsea Cubeba Essential Oil, fragrance


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ALLERGY WARNING: Contains nut/tree oils. Do not use on open wounds. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool/dry place.

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